We've been sitting here on this sofa for half the night
I made it very clear I won't give up without a fight
The lights are low and your hopes are high
But the news has nearly finished so you're wastin' your time
Won't you turn my television on? (Not me)
Won't you turn my television on? (Not me)
Won't you turn my television on? (Not me)
'Cos my favourite programme is coming on
The evening's nearly over, it's twenty past nine
My parents are due back in just ten minutes time
So straighten your clothes, go and sit over there,
You can't stay over here, my old man will go spare
Won't you turn my television on? (Not me)
Won't you turn my television on? (Not me)
Won't you turn my television on? (Not me)
'Cos my mother & my father'll soon be comin' home
Look out of the window, is there a car on the drive?
If my mother came in now she'd skin me alive
Turn on the light, put away that booze,
We gotta make 'em think we've been watching the news
Won't you turn my television on? (Not me)
Won't you turn my television on? (Not me)
Won't you turn my television on? (Not me)
Won't you stop comin' on strong
Take it...
Won't you turn my television on? (Not me)
Won't you turn my television on? (Not me)
Won't you turn my television on? (Not me)
And now we're gonna finish this song (Not me)
Eclectic music label based in Bristol, UK. Specialising in short run limited editions that nevertheless shift very few copies. Local Underground is Rocker's baby, baby.